Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Anti-social eating behavior

This is defined as a pain in the ass orderer in a restaurant, or someone who has obviously obsessed over the menu, or someone at the table who orders something that could be deemed as "diety" when the rest of the party orders as normal individuals.

An extreme case of anti-social eating behavior is when one will fake sick or busy in order to avoid a compromising ordering situation.

Also known as me at our division's quarterly birthday lunch.

Me-"I will have a vegetable roll and a cup of hot and sour soup."

Everyone else-"We will have all things tasty and delicious.  Please bring us mango and green curries and california rolls.  Oh, don't forget the pad thai!"

Everyone else-" Hey WW, how is your lunch."

Me-"It's fucking awful so good, I love this place."

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